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squidbillies quotes
Granny: Hooray, magic Jesus!
Narrator: Nothing binds a father and a son more closely than the truth behind the decapitated hooker in the rec room.
Rusty and his mom Krystal looking at pictures
Krystal: Well, then there's one of me. Here's one of them what you call'em Glamour shots what have you. Whaddaya know, there's me. No, that's a bus. Lil: Well, y'all need me, I'll be putting pictures of my ass on the internet.
Granny: When Jesus was president he ate babies all the time
Dan Halen: Another dead baby? Sue the parents!
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